This furry dude is sure in a pickle, ain't he? How he got there is anyone's guess. Watch the dramatic rescue. It all takes place in the freezing Okhotsk Sea by Russia. Finally a video that reaffirms one's belief in the goodness of people!

We were hoping to see this guy get his ass kicked, but we guess the ending will have to suffice. Karma will do it's thang.

Wow that's so cooool! How'd they do that? Nooo way! Not. Well, fine, we guess they look cute and happy.

This granny here, well, she's not so much a G. The YouTube description says she's trying to rap, but we never would have guessed.

We guess the point is how far people will go for the promise of something free despite the fact that they have no idea what that something is. But, come on, it's called a Fantastic Delite, tell us, who could turn down an object so beautifully named? The sad part, us viewers still have no idea what this wondrous object is. Maybe we're not supposed to care, but we do, damn you slick marketing folk, we. still. do...

Oh boy, another machine replacing humans in an area where that might not be the best idea! Does pizza from a machine, let alone a "human free environment" really sound that appealing? (and while we're at it, since when is "pizza" a verb?!) We guess the makers are assuming all humans are unhygienic, lazy, slobs prone to screwing up even the simplest of tasks. Doesn't look like any pizza we want to eat. We're surprised by the Italians, not for the overtly sexy spokes model though, that's right up their alley. Lady, button your shirt! Or, just take the damn thing off! No need to play coy... And we still don't want your pizza!

Guess who's gonna win?

You'll never guess who wins.

It's pretty obvious who doesn't belong in this picture.

Can you guess what it is?

I think he's on Special K, but maybe I'm wrong.

If you go on a game show, like this, you have to assume things are going to get gross.

I guess they didn't think through the sleeping arrangements.