Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

She wasn't even nominated, yet she still won. Cheers.

The 2009 Golden Globes were an orgy of hotness. Now you get to decide who you think was the hottest of all!

If I could describe the 2009 Golden Globes in one word, that word would be "Boobs!"

Puff Daddy was seen checking out Jessica Biel's Golden Globes on the red carpet.

Two of the best butts in the business get friendly at the Golden Globes. Thank you, Access Hollywood.

Sasha Baron Cohen makes his Borat acceptance speech at the Golden Globes. No naked man goes unthanked.

The most important boob game on the net takes on the least important awards show ever, The Golden Globes!

This week the internet made fun of Chuck Norris, the Golden Globes bored people, Jolie and Pitt hyphenate they’re kids’ names, and Goatse frightens your friend.

These boobs were not only made for walking, they were made for showing our perverted eyes.

It seems as if the celebrities this year wanted to look super-duper sexy. We don’t mind.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

You bored your ass off while watching the awards show, now bore your ass off while taking a quiz about the boring ass awards show.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Listen to the fey Trey and Rey as they talk about the worst dressed celebrities at the Golden Globes.