Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

They have their own laws.

To blow junk up.

Loves to rock out.

This person is lucky, they're just a moron.

One girls evolution.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Loves to shake hands.

And amazingly simple to orchestrate.

Sounds just like a kitten.

It's happened to all of us.

I would drive that thing to work, to the store...everywhere.

Either the bus driver needs to accept the ticket or the cop needs to stop trying.

Has a lot to say.

Thanks to Google.