If anyone asks you why America is awesome, idiotic talk show fights are the answer.

For the ghetto minded.

A giraffe fight is simultaneously adorable, horrifying, and hilarious.

When Obama and Hillary aren't fighting, they're totally making up...in their own way.

He fought for equality and now, video games.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

It’s time to fight fire with fire – boob fire!

We're trying to figure out if the inclusion of a handicapped wheel chair man makes this the worst or best fight scene ever. What do you think?

Whenever a guy asks you to fight in a ring using no gloves or other protective gear, just say No.

Here it is - the only time you're ever going to watch the WNBA this year. And don't think these ladies can't kick your ass, because they can.

A nice little cat fight between two nobodies who are very jealous of each other. Our vote: Omarosa.

What a totally fabulous way to fight a war.

The answer to "What are the troops fighting for?" is clearly, "The Freedom of the Over Privileged Upper Class Dimwit Celebrities".

For everyone who always thought Beef Stroganoff would be the ultimate tool of destruction in war.

The real thing this fight decides is Comedy Central has two funny late night hosts while NBC has only one, Leno sucks.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.

In theaters 2-29-08. Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson portray Anne and Mary Boleyn, sisters who compete for the affections of King Henry VIII (Eric Bana). What more could you ask for than a royal cat-fight, a beheading and 16th century costuming? Romance

Two boyfriends didn't let oncoming traffic at 65mph stop them from fighting.

In theaters 3-28-08. Back home in Texas after fighting in Iraq, a soldier refuses to return to battle despite the government mandate requiring him to do so.

In theaters 11-21-07. A freak storm unleashes a species of blood-thirsty creatures on a small town, where a small band of citizens hole-up in a supermarket and fight for their lives.