He's got 99 problems but a bitch-slap ain't one.

If you don't find this photo funny, simply look at the orange sign.

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Palpatine can be so cruel… who knew Vader was such a whiny little bitch?

Two of the boys from Sparta hit the ghetto=fabulous LG Studios and treated us to an early morning acoustic jam of "Taking Back Control." Pretty amazing to hear it all stripped down.

I'm sure he got bitched out by a sassy queen for giving in to wearing "sensible" shoes.

Paris & Nikki got frisky and weird in their limo over the weekend. Eww, bitches, you're SISTERS!

Oh Kiki Drunkst, you snaggle-faced bitch.

Your favorite tattooed LG staffer is back with a new edition of Ghetto Stiletto! This time Elmo goes behind the scenes at a Roller Derby bout where you can expect to see girls kicking the crap out of other girls, and lots and lots of hot, hipster ass.

“All the men in our family have bitch tits son. Better get used to it."

Not exactly Zidane-like, but these soccer chicks play rough! And they throw bottles at each other!

In this raptacular video, 50 Cent almost bitch slaps a French dude. Why? Because the French deserve to be slapped.

20 inch Dubs on a Schwinn bike? This guy is da bomb! DA Bomb! HE'S THE IZZLE! THE DIZZLE!

Elmo is back with some exciting ways to lose weight. Whether you’re trying to lose ten pounds or a billion pounds, Elmo will show you the way!

Watch Monkey mess up acting gay a hundred or so times in these Ghetto Stiletto outakes.

Ghetto Stiletto is taking the fashion world by storm (we lie!). In this episode, Elmo shows you how to recycle bad fashion.

Ghetto Stiletto is a girl’s guide to nearly everything – fashion, beauty, health, and lifestyle. In this episode, LG’s very own Elmo shows you how to take a good MySpace photo!

Somebody should put this guy out of his misery. What a little bitch!

Before these girls beat the crap out of each other, they each do a little dance. This is the way it's done in the ghetto. Accept.

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