We always get Porn Stars and Pop Stars mixed up. Whores are tricky like that!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

This week your family celebrates a holiday, Elton John gets married, New Yorkers walk to work, and the inventor of the internets starts a blog.

Okay, how did somebody get a picture of us installing our new graphics card?

Don’t know what to get everybody for Christmas? Why don’t you take a look at our crappy shopping guide?

This one time we mistook a wreath for some weed and we didn’t get high. Say no to drugs.

Are baseball players all juiced up on steroids? They and their small testicles are denying it, but we’ve got photographs.

This week the world got a glimpse of Jennifer Aniston’s boobies, winter storms made everyone stay indoors and talk to their families, and Mel Gibson does the Holocaust.

Do you ever get Santa or Grandpas mixed up? We do, and that’s why we decided to kill Santa. Kidding!

Do you ever get video gamers and gay people mixed up? You might think we’re retarded, but we certainly do. See if you’re the same way.

Do you ever get midgets and babies confused? We do because they’re both so damn adorable.

Nothing is better than some sweet vigilante justice.

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.

Obviously, this pimp wasn't trained by that famous P.I.M.P Chuck "Love Juice" Norris.

Here's a movie trailer parody for the Stanley Kubrick film "The Shining." Instead of menacing, psychological terror, we get the gift of laughter.

This kid is so going to regret this when he gets older.

Do you get Star Trek and Star Wars things confused? We do and we’re a bunch of nerds!

We all know that Tara Reid has a drinking problem, but did you know she also has a hemorrhoid problem? It’s sad, but true. To help you mourn we created a game called Ass-Roids. It’s like Asteroids, but with hemorrhoids. Get it?

This week Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston hook up, Bush and Bono have lunch together, Michael Jackson gets called for jury duty and other signs the world is a truly crunked-up place.

Have you gotten photos of the Hurricane Katrina devastation confused with images of Iraq? We certainly have.