Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

That famous dumbass Aaron Carter is at it again in this clip from House of Carters.

This stop-motion video of a drunk guy getting owned by his friends is the best example of this type of prank evar! This shall now end the "Drunk Pwned" series of photos. Thank you.

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!