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Crow Meets German Shepherd

Crow Meets German Shepherd

Two of the stranger playmates, I've seen.

 
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Crow Meets German Shepherd

By: LG Staff
October 01 2010, 11:08 AM

Two of the strangest playmates, I've seen.

 

 
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Germans Think They're Hilarious

By: LG Staff
April 22 2010, 1:39 PM


So the guy who lost the iPhone like a total idiot is obviously either fired or in need of a very long vacation away from Steve Jobs. Well, he's in luck! A very hilarious German beer company  airliner who knows how to play internet sent him this letter, or just uploaded on the internet for free publicity. Whatever the case, we'd so take this trip in a second if we were responsible for giving nerds across the world a boner because they saw an early glimpse of the next iPhone.

 
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This Is The Coolest, Gayest Video On The Internet

By: LG Staff
January 26 2010, 10:29 AM


There really is no way to prepare you for what you're about to see, so just watch this. It was sent to us via Chuck, who would like you to know that this is the type of porn he's really into these days. This and cute cat videos.

 
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Staring At These Breasts Will Make You Live Longer

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 11 2009, 8:32 AM

 

According to the Germans - and we know they're always right - if you stare at boobs you'll live longer. From the MedGuru:

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

This is probably the greatest news I've ever heard in my live. I hate going to the gym, and I'm assuming most of you do as well. I'm also going to go broke, because I imagine the strip club I'm going to after work will be a lot more expensive than my local gym. Unless this is all covered by Obama's new Healthcare plan.

(via theMedGuru)

 

German Teacher Strips for Students

German Teacher Strips for Students

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

 

Salma Hayek's Boobs Speak German

Salma Hayek's Boobs Speak German

Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.

 

Valkyrie Trailer

Valkyrie Trailer

In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.

 

A German Star Wars Moment

A German Star Wars Moment

This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.

 

They Are Gay?!?!

They Are Gay?!?!

Siegfried and Roy dropped a huge truth bomb when they told a German newspaper, they were gay. Seriously? You lie…

 

Fattest Child in the World

Fattest Child in the World

Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.

 

Angry German Kid

Angry German Kid

This psycho kid needs his Unreal Tournament! And his meds! *With translation!

 

Unpimp Your Ride

Unpimp Your Ride

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!

 

Goatse Job Ad

Goatse Job Ad

A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.

 

Banned Axe Commerical

Banned Axe Commerical

I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!

 

Stage-Dive Backflip

Stage-Dive Backflip

This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.

 

Software Crash on "Millionaire"

Software Crash on

Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?

 

This German idiot Threw Away His World Cup Tickets

This German idiot Threw Away His World Cup Tickets

What kind of asshat accidently throws away his World Cup Tickets? Are all Germans this stupid?

 

Paris Hilton Yellow Pages

Paris Hilton Yellow Pages

Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.