FAT KONG |
Views: 3018 |
Make a video game controller out of anything. |
Views: 2996 |
Crackhead at Funeral |
Views: 2912 |
News Girl Caught With Something Between Her Legs |
Views: 2907 |
Slinky on a treadmill |
Views: 2899 |
Wheel of Fortune Fail |
Views: 2810 |
17-year-old Pistol Whips Her Mom For a Car |
Views: 2739 |
Wii Fit with Britney Spears |
Views: 675 |
Lindsay Lohan's Boob Song |
Views: 581 |
Sexy or Ugly Friend? |
Views: 519 |
Two of the strangest playmates, I've seen.
So the guy who lost the iPhone like a total idiot is obviously either fired or in need of a very long vacation away from Steve Jobs. Well, he's in luck! A very hilarious German beer company airliner who knows how to play internet sent him this letter, or just uploaded on the internet for free publicity. Whatever the case, we'd so take this trip in a second if we were responsible for giving nerds across the world a boner because they saw an early glimpse of the next iPhone.

There really is no way to prepare you for what you're about to see, so just watch this. It was sent to us via Chuck, who would like you to know that this is the type of porn he's really into these days. This and cute cat videos.

According to the Germans - and we know they're always right - if you stare at boobs you'll live longer. From the MedGuru:
According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.
She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
This is probably the greatest news I've ever heard in my live. I hate going to the gym, and I'm assuming most of you do as well. I'm also going to go broke, because I imagine the strip club I'm going to after work will be a lot more expensive than my local gym. Unless this is all covered by Obama's new Healthcare plan.
(via theMedGuru)
Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.
Oktober Fest marks one of the greatest months for breast lovers around the world.
In theaters 6-28-08. The “July 20 Plot” on Hitler’s life is one of the most heroic but least known episodes of World War Two. Severely wounded in combat, Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg returns from Africa to join the German Resistance and help create Operation Valkyrie, the complex plan that will allow a shadow government to replace Hitler’s once he is dead.
This is funny to Germans as a re-dub of the Death Star Conference Room arguing about marketing. It’s funny to us because it sounds funny.
Siegfried and Roy dropped a huge truth bomb when they told a German newspaper, they were gay. Seriously? You lie…
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!
A German ad company placed this "goatse"-eque ad over a pedestrian tunnel, because you shouldn't have to crawl up your boss' bum for a good job. Eww.
I don't know what these crazy hot German chicks are saying, but I like how they say it!
This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.
Here's a computer glitch on the German "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" game. Where is the glitch that makes us win a million dollars?
What kind of asshat accidently throws away his World Cup Tickets? Are all Germans this stupid?
Paris Hilton looks extremely bangable in this German Yellow Pages commercial.