We also thought Nosferatu looked pretty gay.

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

1) Why the hell would anyone buy a magazine with Zac Efron on the cover? 2) Why would anybody buy GQ if this is the stuff they're gonna put on covers? And 3) You clicked on a picture of Zac Efron and that means you're gay.

Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

Sometimes when you play with toys, they can make you pretty gay.

If you're getting married, you and your wedding photographer might want to watch this for the tips!

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

This best man should be fired from life.

Some jobs really, really, really suck.

Obvious gay jokes aside. Clay Aiken is gay and America should start to deal with it.

If you're marrying a whore, you might want to show her this dress.

Whenever there's an opportunity to be gay, it's a museum.

This commercial simultaneously tells you everything you need to know about both England and mayonaise.

Musical tributes are the best way to air your prejudices.

Before tying the knot, here is a little look into your future Gay People. You're welcome!

He's available for 1/6 the price of other guitarists to play your wedding, bah mitzvah, or barbeque.

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Buy it on DVD January 15th. After the death of his girlfriend, Anderson tries to move on by asking a complete stranger to marry him.

Either Clay Aiken is announcing he's out or the costume designer on "Spamalot" really hates him.

The perfect way to turn any gay man straight. I welcome, this guy.