Just as funny, as it sounds.

Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.

I thought this was gonna be crazy offensive, but it's funny as hell.

Although, most cops aren't known for the sense of humor.

Like all people who don't consult the Bible to solve practical problems, I'm at war with Christmas. I wish people "Happy Holidays" , promote the idea of Santa Claus in order to deflect attention away from the role of the Christ-child, and accentuate the pagan elements of the celebration in favor of the Christian ones, which are in extreme danger with our country maintaining a paltry incidence of Christians at a mere 76%. And why wouldn't I? I stand to gain so much from the effort, I really can't afford not to. But we need a shot in the arm. So I'm mining the great war-mongers of the past for material. What do say, Genghis? How would you attack Christmas?

Genghis Khan: Well, first I'd find a few stores that feature religiously neutral decorations, like holly, wreaths, and maybe even some Kwanzaa stuff, because they'd clearly be part of the war effort. I'd absorb them into my army and ride to a store that has the nerve to wish people "Merry Christmas" when they check out. While riding we'd drag yule logs behind our horses to kick up extra dust and give the appearance of greater numbers. When I arrived at the store, let's say it's a Wal-Mart in Texas, I'd explain to the manager that he can either surrender, or everyone in the store can be killed. Then I'd camp out that night, instructing my soldiers to each light 3 Christmas trees apiece instead of just one, again to give the impression of greater numbers. We'd probably light a few Menorahs as well, just to show how at war with Christmas we really are. Naturally, there would be no praying.

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Ralph Wiggum may not be a main character on The Simpsons, but he certainly has some of the funniest lines. Watch this video and see how many times you laugh at what he says.

This kid has the cutest/funniest reaction.

Wait for it...

Especially funny, watching all the cars fail.

Eric Cartman is pure evil and we can prove it. We collected some of the funniest South Park episodes as evidence.

There have been so many hilarious songs, featured on different South Park episodes...but here are ten of the funniest.

Watching cheerleaders fall is pretty funny. It's also amazing, I don't think any of these girls were permanently hurt.