The bird should have not to stolen his fries.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

At the lunch table we always trade our Cool Ranch Doritos for Fried Pig.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

Want to save the world? We first need to see whether or not you're dumb.

Nature, you freaky.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

The environment needs saving and that lazy Captain Planet isn't doing crap about it! So here come the MIT green cars… aww how cute.

This is a bad ass costume. We would even consider this "Super Green"!

Ecologists' and green enthusiasts have developed a earth friendly habitat that hangs softly from the trees, connecting you to nature. You know what else hangs? Dez Nuts.

Seth Green wants you to leave Chris Crocker alone and watch Robot Chicken. We advocate watching Robot Chicken only.

This reporter got distracted by the image of boobs on the green screen. This is kind of the mature way you'd expect Adam Sandler to react.

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

Exclusive in Japan! Apparently cheese-stuffed crust pizza is for amateurs! This pizza features hot dog roll crust, sausage patties, Canadian bacon, mushrooms, and what looks like green beans! Yummerz!!

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.