The owner adds one balloon every time his dog wants to eat.

"the manager grabbed a pot of hot french fry grease and launched it at them....the drag queens retaliated smacking [him] in the head with a wet floor sign."

Oddly enough, Brody looks better with the weird features. Albeit, not by much.

Land vs. Air, Army vs. Air Force, it is truly an epic battle.

The skateboard was outnumbered but ultimately prevailed against the defenseless blue orbs.

David Letterman sat down with Paris Hilton and asked her about the only thing he finds interesting in her career, jail time. The results are awkward and priceless.

The Mac vs. PC ads kind of make sense watching this promotional video for the MS-DOS 5 upgrade. It has Bill Gates style all over it.

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

The vaudevillian tykes take on their arch-rivals in a joke battle to the death.

The Alien vs. Predator sequel is going to totally suck. Alien has turned into a wussy vegetarian salad.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Technology is a magical thing that allows us to replicate the way things work in real life. Hey, why not just do those activities for REAL?

Homer Simpson battles Family Guy's Peter Griffin in a video game! Techy shtuff: This is a recording of MUGEN, a 2D fighting game engine for the PC.

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

KITT tries to talk some sense into David Hasselhoff. It doesn't really work.

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.

Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, larger brother of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, attended Paris Hilton's recent birthday bash in Vegas. It appears as though he pissed himself, as well!

Watch a zombie wrestle a shark in an underwater cage[less]-match! Gorey!

Serena Williams takes on Conan O'Brien in Wii tennis.

Watch in amazement as this Flash stick figure attacks the user's cursor! Pwned!