With Sex and the City coming to HD DVD, everyone will be able to bask in the gloriousness that is the petrified face of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Wow, Amy Whinehouse was an UGLY kid, talk about Ugly Betty. Forget rehab, they should have sent you to Planned Parenthood, 8 years earlier.

Forget about maps and look at some boobs.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

The MTV Movie Awards always prompts some sort of gimmicky hi-jinx. Here's Jessica and Sarah pretending to go all "college-experimental" in front of America.

Sarah Silverman gave the Hilton heiress a good grilling last night at the MTV Movie Awards... Paris was hardly spared, and her face totally shows it! God, I want to hump you, Sarah!

Forget TV cliffhangers - these girls have ‘cliffs’ of their own.

You never forget your first!

For oh so many reason, we love the world's greatest funny-lady. But reason #1 right now: she makes us jealous of this gorilla suit.

Finally! The world's hottest female comedian is letting herself be objectified by the masses in the form of a magazine spread.

Forget that this is a commercial... it's got that German guy from The Big Lebowski!

Slutty, slutty, forgotten Hilton.

DUH! I forgot my blow on the bathroom sink! Stupid!

Watch the funny lady flash her goodies!

Send these adorable cards to a friend or loved one. They'll never forget y ou.

1967 - 2007. America's Princess. Never forget.

I don't know if she's copying Madonna or just forgot her pants. Either way, I think she's crazy.

Sarah Silverman supports global warming so much, she made a movie about it! I'm super-excited to see what our tropical future holds!

Forget removing your shoes and belt – this hottie takes it ALL off when going through the metal detector!