It’s almost Christmas so be sure to have a hottie to help you open up your gifts!

LG’s own pint-sized fly of love grills the star of Hot Rod and SNL on all things sexy! Be sure to see the movie, in theaters August 3rd!

How do you know if you're really, truly in love? You listen to our resident sex expert, The Spanish Fly!

This week the Spanish Fly interviews actor Efren Ramirez. Don’t know who he is? Yes you do. He played Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite. Watch him discuss his new movie Crank -- and his ding-dong!

Open up and say Ahhhhhhhhhh.

The only way to fly.

This isn't weird at all. We always orgasm when opening new gadgets.

She's able to trap flies when they swarm above her bikini. It's actually pretty cool.

If you don't laugh, the terrorists have already won.

This would open gaming up to a different, more "flamboyant" demographic.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

The earlier models used helium causing it to fly away, now it's just useless.

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

Realistically this will provide a slightly more sanitary option than her old method of pissing her pants on stage.

Some announcer at the Australian Open got came down with a case of Jungle Fever and began uncomfortably commenting on Williams' "assets".

Tamira Paszek has sadly been eliminated from the Australian Open although her cleavage remains a winner in all our hearts.

S&M cage with penis opening? I have no idea… I just grab the pictures.

Scientists in South Korea have so much free time, they have managed to clone glow in the dark cats. Now they can fight off the flying monkeys from N. Korea.