Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

These Hanukkah hotties can light your fire and menorah! Get naked and play Spin the Dradle!

SUPERBAD's Greg Mottola directs this comedy about a floundering college grad (Jesse Eisenberg) who decides to work at an amusement park when his post-graduation plans fall through. In theaters this Spring!

It’s time to fight fire with fire – boob fire!

Here's a German teacher stripping for some of her high school students. She should be promoted, not fired.

NSFW: Alex Trebek seems to hate his job and those he works with. This drives him to get drunk on the job and be hillarious.

This best man should be fired from life.

Figure out the picture puzzle under-the-cap of a bottle of Mickey's! It's the perfect way to slack off at work while exercising your brain!

I wish this worked for me while taking exams in college.

It's hard work to have the biggest "asset" in Hollywood and Kim puts in the calories others won't. Chubby Chasers Unite!

Child pornography is "Risky Business" so guess the title still works, too bad he didn't win.

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.

Campaigning to be valedictorian seems a lot like campaigning to be a doctor, all of the glory and none of the work.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

That large black device placed above her ample bottom is a microphone pack for her new reality show tentatively titled "I'm Slightly More Interesting When I'm In A Bikini".

She's either working for Chris Hansen or Billy Ray has a much harder job than we imagined.

There is no one working in TV today more respected for their ability to look crazy than Tyra Banks.

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

Michael Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan's new ad for London Fog is really weird and disturbing but so are guys who wear London Fog jackets so it works.

It took Will Ferrell's hairy chest to get Heidi Klum back into SI's swimsuit issue, whatever works!