Lindsay, we've already seen your crotch. Let's see your boobs! Oh wait, we've already seen those, too.

If anything sums up Bud Light drinkers it would be the fact they'd rather breathe fire than date a model, win the lottery, or create world peace.

What about fire crotches? They don't deserve beautiful pubic hair clothing?

Brian Austin Green had his crotch fondled by Megan Fox. Looks like she had a whole other kind of turkey in her mouth this weekend.

He's a former detective, and well it’s not too hard to imagine a scenario in which he may have been fired.

Conan's hair may be the color of fire but he is not going to stop his show and flee for safety just because of a fire alarm.

Britney Spears attempts to sell greedy consumers more useless crap, this time taking the form of her own perfume. We don't plan on speaking for everyone, but what woman wants to smell like Kevin Federline's crotch and Papst Blue Ribbon?

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

"Ma'm are you aware that your crotch is starring at me? And why do the curtains not match the carpet?"

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

Dappled Cities flew all the way from Sydney, Australia just to do a live at LG Acoustic Session! Aren’t they jus the sweetest?! This is a seriously awesome band. For realizes.

Zsa Zsa late husband claims he was robbed and forced to undress by three woman, at gunpoint. Oddly enough they didn’t steal his car or his cell phone... Someone's pants are on fire.

A fire in a UK fireworks factory leads to – what else? – a massive explosion!!

I love rainbows because they're so damn beautiful and gay... but this one is particularly interesting because it's called a "fire rainbow" and is a rare, naturally-occurring atmospheric phenomenon.

These pyrotechnicians are making a wall of fire because they're apparently bored and like to burn things. Sounds like my job!

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

There's a fire raging in Burbank at this very moment… will the Hollywood sign be safe??

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

The world's first bitchiest supermodel models her crotch. Gross.