Britney Spears gets thrown into the good old LG torture chamber. Now you can give her a few burns and some broken bones to go along with that nasty c-section scar. Happy Birthday Britney!

It's the 2001 Britney Spears all over again in 2K9. We feel blessed.

Don't worry, after they dance it out, they hug it out and everything's okay.

Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

Somebody turn off the air conditioning! We've got a live one here!

Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!

Here's a leaked screen shot from one of Britney Spears' music videos. It's censored because her nipples aren't really that big a deal.

Get ready to watch the most contrived controversy ever! Bruno lands on Eminem's face!!! Oh the scandal!

The Keyboard Cat vs. Julie. Like the entire internet, all we want to know is who the hell is Julie?

Celebrities lucky enough to be parodied on South Park (Kanye West, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears), are awesome...or idiots.

Is that a tampon sticking out of her underwear or is she just happy she's not going to bleed all over you?

We took the hottest Jens and pitted them against the hottest Angies throughout history to create the ultimate sexy Jens and Angies showdown!

Yeah, we think Barbie is a lot sexier than Mickey Mouse, too.

That is one seriously badass Rabbit. We wish we didn't murder ours when we were five. :(

Now that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are officially an item, it's time they talk on the phone.

Britney Spears almost ruined her career these last few years. Well, she's here with us now to apologize to the world. Also, Happy 27th birthday Britney!

Somebody is a bit too eager to get a piece of Britney Spears' new body.

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

This seals the deal. Today Britney Spears performed on Good Morning America and she looked smoking hot. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRITNEY!

Lou is the FIRST to interview Britney Spears, who has just gone cuckoo for Cocopuffs. See her meltdown right before your eyes!