Watch in amazement as this Flash stick figure attacks the user's cursor! Pwned!

Paul calls Tony a jerk, and then they fight in an elaborately choreographed fight scene. This was done all in stop-motion video.

This is a great toy for anyone who is just tired of Britney's dignity getting in the way of her fame.

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

This makes me think of something… oh yeah, Britney Spears.

Japanese police go head-to-head with Darth Vader. See who wins!

Britney acknowledges her pantyless ways -- and plugs VS, to boot!

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

Conflicted over the whole PS3/Wii thing? Well wait until you see what it’s putting this week's Booth Babe through!

Those paparazzi pics can only get you so close. Liquid Generation’s News Team takes you on a fantastic voyage right into Brit’s flesh canyon.

Naming games is fun! I think I’ll call this one Larry, and this one Dave! Fantastico!

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are divorced, but that doesn’t mean that can’t sing a duet together. This is for you old-school LG fans out there who remember our awesome celebrity karaokes.

Since the beginning of time, an epic battle has raged throughout the world. It has many names: Geeks vs. Jocks, Star Athletes vs. Star Wars Collectors, Muscular Bros vs. Tech CEO’s. Now you will officially know which side of the fence you’re on.

Stephen Colbert in an epic battle with an internet fan favorite. Who will win?

Comedian Brian Posehn vs. Poseur Metal -- Who You WITH?

Way to ruin that dump truck.

Probably the most adorable video on the internet. There's something about a kitten playing with a giant dog that makes us all warm and fuzzy on the inside.

Celebrity Ho-Bags are everywhere, and whether you’re a skanky ho-bag like Lindsay Lohan or a pregnant ho-bag like Britney Spears, everyone wants to be a celebrity ho-bag. Which one are you?

Watch as a senile Andy Rooney tries to figure out what all this Ali G business is about! Reporters these days are crazy!