In theaters 10-19-07. For 30 days every winter, the isolated town of Barrow, Alaska is plunged into a state of complete darkness. This winter, a mysterious group of strangers appear: bloodthirsty vampires, ready to take advantage of the uninterrupted darkness to feed on the residents remaining in town.

"K-Fed" is just so cool. It takes a whole new level of pure awesomeness to bring back late 90's gang signs. Their kids are going to be so real, ya'll.

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

Hard Gay is not the kind of guy you'd leave alone with your kids. So let's watch him try to make a little boy enjoy some food!

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

Britney's boobs appear deflated and gross – probably from all that breast-feeding!

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

I still can't get over how adorable this is – he just looks so NATURAL in that uniform!

Kevin Federline did a Nationwide Insurance commercial that's scheduled to air during the Super Bowl – and people are upset that it's insulting to fast food workers!

"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" is remixed into the infamous K-Fed "Popozao" promo video. Happiness abounds.

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

So her people are totally denying that this is a Britney track (obviously the video part is just a montage). Still, I'd love to hear such a bold pooh-on-the-head of mister K-Fed.

Brings a whole new meaning to "feeding the kitty."

Weird Al decided to sit down with Kevin Federline and ask him some hard-hitting questions. Luckily for Al, K-Fed's schedule was wiiiiiiide open.

We now present you with the vocal stylings of Mister Kevin Federline!

Short text$3,625 a month for rent? Jeez, K-dawg, where were you staying?

We can't get enough of FedEx! He's everywhere! Find out what's in his pockets! OMG!!!

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.