Paris Hilton gets escorted from Lynwood Monday night – a free woman!

Maury tackles all the tough issues that plague Society, especially bizarre niche phobias. First there was pickle girl, now there's Cottonball Man.

The question all women ask: do these pasties make me look fat?

Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

So all this time my enormous gut has been a defense mechanism? Oh, yeah, I totally did that on purpose.

A dude trolls a Ventrilo clan channel with a Duke Nukem soundboard, and some woman goes absolutely ballistic about it. Hilarious AND geeky!

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

She's still too fat – those ribs should be sharper. Chunko.

And she stabs herself!

You’ve played the game as a child, now play it in all of it’s online glory! Pin The Tail on The Donkey! If you loose the game, you’ll certainly look like a big fat jackass! Ha!

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

I went to the beach over the weekend and saw this woman whose sunglasses I loved!

It’s time to play Who’d You Rather with Imus’ “nasty ho” pals, the Rutgers women’s basketball team.

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

Early accounts of the mass number of women he raped were severely underestimated.

The answer: yes.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

Although both men and women look at the image of George Brett when directed to find out information about his sport and position, men tend to focus on private anatomy as well as the face. For the women, the face is the only place they viewed.