The kid with the camera has bigger boobs than her. Sad or awkward?

With pop stars flashing their va-jay-jays everywhere it’s getting harder and harder to figure out who’s a pop star and who’s a porn star. See if you can do it in the latest version of our popular game!

Is Fabiola wearing lingerie, or is IT wearing HER? Ha!

Does this spread reveal her sense of humor? Or just her sense of whore?

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Oh, this is the most challenging Pict-O-Band yet. Can you take the challenge? Or are you just a wimpy band geek?

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

I dunno if this is an elf costume or a cupid-bear or a doggy Robin Hood, but it's so frickin' adorable my eyes are bleeding.

Check out our video interview with The Oohlas where we discuss the local music scene (or lack thereof) in Los Angeles and tell each other jokes that aren’t all that funny.

It’s the witching hour! As in “witch of these people would you rather have sex with?”

...Now with less saturated fat!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

Are you going to heaven or hell? Well, Simon Right from the Path of the Savior Church is here to tell you!

I dunno if this kid is a midget or what, but he's one Indian ass-kicking machine!