And she stabs herself!

You’ve played the game as a child, now play it in all of it’s online glory! Pin The Tail on The Donkey! If you loose the game, you’ll certainly look like a big fat jackass! Ha!

Extreme Animal! A tiger comes out of nowhere to attack a dude on an elephant! Nature's EXTREME!

This chick takes out a dude with one punch! I bet he wasn't expecting that!

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

While the paparazzi chased Paris as SHE was driving in her Bentley, they caught a glimpse into her window, texting Paris Latsis that she'd 'come by' after her lawyer meeting. She's gettin' some from a dude before she has to give it up to her bull-dyke cellmates!

For some god-awful reason, K-Mart sells bacon. Maybe because they have to do SOMETHING with all the extra back-fat from the morbidly obese pigs they employ.

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?

The answer: yes.

Getting off smack sometimes makes you gain weight. Just sayin'.

Calm down, dude. She just wanted an autographed copy of 'Oops! I Did It Again.'

Amy Winehouse may have alcoholism in her name, but she also has blow in her nose! When whiskey makes you fat, how does one keep in brillant shape? Snort away the pounds!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!

Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

But the awesome part is, those girls were still REALLY impressed.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!