Recently actress Penelope Cruz won an award for Best Boobs in Hollywood. Congrats, Penelope. Bravo.

Jesus, girl, leave SOMETHING to the imagination.

Jessica Biel doesn't need a bra – she's OUR best "supporting" actress!

Our illustrator Joe-Zee recently did a movie he did with Eddie Murphy. Eddie was jealous that Joe-Zee looked so good in the fat-suit.

Obviously this is a novelty item, because the idea is that someone would walk into your bedroom and think, at first, that you and your heterosexual partner were lying there naked. ...Or it just might be for fat people that don't want to look gross when they're naked. Yeah.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

Friends of Britney Spears have confirmed the ongoing rumor that the actress cuts herself. Apparently she was seen grinding a butter knife against her wrist as she spoke of the stresses and pressure of her life.

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

...Now with less saturated fat!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!

This chick is a little too fat for those crazy Japanese girl styles!

If he hadn’t been so fat he would have probably fallen out. What do ya say to that Morgan Spurlock?

See if you can find it a fat intern doll for it to play with.