Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.

Nicole Richie stops for a moment of reflection, while swimming in the oceans. Woman today have so many options, lets explore them all.

She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Verne Troyer spent the weekend in Toronto getting shorter and fatter by doing as little exercise as possible. Yeah.. We know he is short, but he is a midget, not a paraplegic!

Hilary Swank has no body fat whatsoever. Her stomach is so hard, entire villages can wash their laundry upon her rippling abs.

Watching that annoying kid get hit with the skateboard in slow motion makes a pretty obvious connection. Fat kids are kind of like big whales.

God, Renee got FAT! Someone needs to take away the plate and show her to a mirror. Or I, Skeletor, will striker her down with the Sword of Greyskull.

Spurred on by Victorian Era design, this woman has been wearing a corset for 23 years. Her waist is the width of a CD and an inspiration to many.

Mr. Artiste could have made me anything in the world and he chooses to make me a bald, naked, fat man.

These little women are going out to shop in the Shire.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

Good news perverts, Hayden P-Something has turned 18 and is now legal. Bad news, she still thinks you’re a fat loser.

Umm yeah. This is actually for real. Dappled Cities took on the classic track by the Bee Gees and nailed it. Do you hear those frickin harmonies? Do you!?

Their English teacher always told them "write what you know". So they grew up, formed a band in LA, and began writing songs about hilariously degrading women.

This woman could potentially produce ten thousand lolcats photos a day. The internet would be forever grateful.

Kathleen Turner went from a feminine mannish woman to a manly drag queen. This is just plain awkward. Does anybody remember the "Serial Mom" days?

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.