Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

Watch awkwardness ensue as people enter an elevator inhabited by horny, sexy chicks!

That folding chair is trying to kill itself right now.

This chick's like the Arnold Schwartzeneggar of boobies.

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

When trying to impress a hot chick, always overdo it to the point of pissing her off.

She can bend over backwards and shoot arrows with her feet – so don't piss her off!

It's not her fatness that scares me, surprisingly.

This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Faith Hill pitched a fit when she lost an award to Carrie Underwood. I had country, but that chick's a beeyotch.

...Now with less saturated fat!

This is Jean-Paul Gaultier's lingerie for today's healthier eaters!