What a comeback. Now all she needs to do is find her brain and she'll finally be complete.

He's looking as fat as former-fat-Britney everyday!

"I like to listen to Jock Jams. He's my favorite." Truer words were never spoken.

We'd rather workout and makeout with Richard Simmons.

We countdown the Ugliest Wives in Hollywood so you don’t have to. Yes, we’re cruel, heartless bastards.

And now for a big fat dose of ADORABLE.

It looks like Jessica Simpson might have gained some weight now that nobody really cares about her anymore. Unless she's just pregnant, which will make us care about her even less.

Noel kinda deserved getting his ass kicked. Oasis has been ripping off The Beatles for too long! It's time to stand up to those English bastards!

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

At least he didn't do the Truffle Shuffle.

Just yesterday some fat dude tried to run off with Hilary Duff as she was swimming the ocean. Luckily, he later realized she wasn't a hamburger.

It's a sad day when you're hoping the strap DOESN'T fall any further down her shoulder.

Although it's safe to say pretty much every dude with a Sports Illustrated subscription has "loved" Eva at some point.

Thought meth made you skinny and scabby, not fat and flabby, oh well, still sucks to be you.

Further proof that bullies never grow up, they just get uniforms.

At least Hilary Clinton could look at Lewinski and say she was a fat tramp.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Fat Tranny or Britney? Either way, you lose.

American Idols should be thin and beautiful, not fat and radish haired. Boo Fantasia, boo.. And I don't mean the term of endearment.

Victoria let some of her pit boob escape it's cold and frigid prison. It looks like a sack of fat… Oh wait…