This police dog should be put to sleep he's so bad.

The Awkward Police should just arrest this guy.

Swimmer Ricky Berens accidentally split his uniform at the Fina World Championship in Rome. Or he just trying to use the swimming pool as a giant toilet. Who knows?

Decade Debacle is a game that celebrates all the silly & crappy trends, fashion and people throughout recent history.

Keeping the peace between rabbits is a chicken's #1 priority. At least for these chickens.

Just a picture of Lindsay Lohan and her boobs; nothing more, nothing less.

The Chinese Anti-Terror Squad is as nerdy as the Google Campus.

The Police Academy is a rough place nowadays.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

Hilary's fashion sense has afforded a hideous bag and a possible, bloody death by purse accident.

Creepy and ominous. Let's all agree not to shower anymore. Oh… some of us apparently made that decision years ago.

In theaters 3-14-08. A family of New York City police officers is torn apart by a corruption scandal.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.