This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Why does she look like she just reached the end of a 3 week bender?

This week Philip Norris brings you the week’s most fabulously racist news.

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.

Oh wow, this has got to be pretty uncomfortable. Of all the times to be dressing like a whore… bad timing.

A man went to this week's monday night football game with some foam, a tongue, and a plan. Well played.

Dumblore isn’t the only gay wizard that came out this week. See who else is out of the closet.

This week Britney loses her kids, David Copperfield rapes somebody, and other important worldly events. Philip Norris has the latest!

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*

This week Philip Norris interviews Britney Spears’ kids! Are they drunk?

This week Lou Berk sits down with Oscar de la Hoya and asks him why he dresses like a whore.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

This week Philip Norris talks OJ, Britney and all those other people you love to hate.

This week we celebrate the best boobs that appeared in 2007 Emmy Awards. Hosted by Evil Ryan Seacrest!

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

Eva Longoria spent the weekend on the beach. In typical, classy lady fashion, she showed the world her butt crack on numerous occasions.

It seems all that David Beckham can do on the field is injure himself. Again, he will be out for another 6 weeks due to a torn ligament. Robot Posh is pissed.

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

In this week’s pop culture test, we ask you questions about creepy actor Christopher Walken!