Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

Not the most sexy picture of Kim Kardashian, especially with all that farting going on.

The Youngest Preacher in the world speaks in tongues and can turn water in apple sauce!

Martha Stewart teaches you how to make delicious Cake Farts!

Introducing the preacher that will make you believe in Jesus -- and Gas-X!

Remember the days when your ass was just used for crapping and farting?

Lighting farts is so hot! Why can't all girls be like this. No, no wait - on second though, we don't want this.

Pete Doherty is seen here forcing his cat to take a hit off a crack pipe. We personally hope this lands that sick little gerbil fart a few years in jail.

Another odd product from the people who are obsessed with farts, the Japanese. Maybe they should get busy on making the PS3 less crappy instead.

A classic video from the interweb. Baby + powder + fart = hilarity!

Newscasters are prime targets for juvenile pranks. Guess who's getting hit with a double-whammy!

On Canadian Idol, apparently if you fart during your audition, you're in!

Peter Griffin covers up his farts really well.

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

Seriously, California is having forest fire problems! Lay off the beans, buddy! This means YOU!

Can you do a 720 and slam dunk? Could Michael Jordan? Nope and Nope! This guy gets amazing air! Does he fart to get up there?

Dude, we never knew that chicks fart. That's totally awesome!

Let's see what happens when you light your ass-farts on fire! This looks fake.

This is the 5th sequel of an internet classic. He not only rips people off, he steals your money and farts!

Anything Will Ferrell says will make you fart your pants. Here’s some proof.