I'd feel sorry for the girlfriend, if it wasn't such a great prank.

Do you tan so much that it just makes you want to punch a girl? Well then this quiz may just be for you! Take this quiz and find out just how big of a douche-bag you really are.

Here's Lindsay Lohan on the set of her new movie Machete. How she's working again we have no idea. All we know is that she sucks at using spray tan.

One of the side effects of taking the Red Pill is you will never ever get a tan.

Sometimes when you're applying the spray on you're drunk and decide the tan line beard look is in.

Being a Guido is a full time job, hair doesn't gel itself, tans don't spray themselves on, and chests don't wax themselves, a Guido's gotta do it himself.

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

This delicious mummy was found buried on farmland in eastern China. The farmer had thought he came across a recent murder victim, but the tests show the mummy to be much older.

… is not like the others. Poor little pasty Jan Brady got lost amongst a sea of breasticles. She needed some of that fake Britney ab tan.

Wow, nothing says sexy like a surgary brown tan and thigh muscles so strong, she could crack your head open. Snap into a slim Jim!

Paris wanted a very *full*-coverage tan in Hawaii, and didn't care who saw!

Some coked-up jerk was being chased by the cops and tried to elude them by driving in loop-de-loops around this field. As you can imagine, this farmer wasn't pleased.

George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!

Jessica Simpson's gained weight recently, and it's really started to show. All the spray-on tanner in the world can't hide these rolls!!

When you're the world's sluttiest heiress, you have to pose everywhere you are. Even in a tanning bed.

Ali and Habib were two Middle Eastern goat farmers when the United States decided to occupy their tiny country. Now they’re running for president, but can they beat the hand selected candidate: Nick Nolte?

Sometimes it’s almost impossible to distinguish whether a person is black, or just really tan.