What happens when a Japanese couple gives birth to a new baby? A stereotype is born.

And with the first pick in the draft, the Raiders select "Adorable". Ironically this might also improve their team as they really suck.

This week Philip Norris lays the smack down on Paris, Pavarotti, and Jerry Lewis!

Baby Bruce Lee will kick your ass with adorable roundhouses to the face.

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

That baby's head is bigger than Kanye and 50 Cent's egos combined!

Slip 'n Slide's are universally acknowledged as unsafe. This hillbilly ignored common sense and threw his babies like he's trying to get a 7-10 split.

Jade Jagger is a baby Rolling Stone and, just like daddy, loves being naked. Question is… who wants to see this?

Paris Hilton has begun her promised change for the better. Here she is holding a baby without dropping it or feeding it Frosted Cocaine Flakes.

Jocelyn Wildenstein is famous for being wealthy and never hiring a good plastic surgeon.

Who needs annoying locks? This dog with childproof your drawers against the cleverest of babies!

A loving older brother captures his toddler brother in a collapsible tube -- watch him roll away!!

ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

"Don't you like how your skin looks like a fleshy condom over my hard horn, baby? Yeaah, this is Pamplona, baby, don't I make you horny?"

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

The famous video series, "Does it Blend?" takes a crack at the latest must-have gadget, the iPhone. SPOILER: you're not going to want it when he's done with it.

Gamers play all night!

See if you can tell the difference between real photos of famous girls whoring it up for the camera and Photoshopped forgeries.