The little heifer will be seen in your Bell Grande meal tomorrow.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

A man sized cell phone fell from the fumbling hands of a giant, crushing a car and killing two people. Ok truth time.. It's just a PR stunt for Motorola's new Razr 2.

Today marks the 30th anniversary of when Fonzie "jumped the shark" and killed Happy Days. Hopefully the upcoming fall TV season has equally ridiculous surprises in store for us.

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

It's really hard to decide which is more embarrassing. Falling down a flight of stairs in front of millions of TV viewers, or striking a bizarre resemblance to Sloth while doing so.

This kid went into his local Wal-Mart and would not stop rapping Baby Got Back over the intercom until they kicked him out. Way to go Jonah Hill look-a-like.

This commercial has the catchiest song, written in Oklahoma, about BBQ, ever. Making "it falls off the bone" sound sexy is no small task.

Quato, the talking fetus from Total Recall has FINALLY found new work! Thank God, watch him this fall on Fox, your home for quality entertainment.

Want to know who is not upset about global warming? Surfers! They get great waves from the falling glaciers.

Watch the ultimate method actress fall flat on her face. She's supposed to be blind so obviously she wouldn't see the edge of the stage right?

Professional skater Jake Browne tears some major track and then pulls off, an unheard of 720. Only to fly into the air and fall 50 feet to the ground. Ouch!

Amateur stuntman Rod Kimble (ANDY SAMBERG) has a problem – his step-father Frank (IAN MCSHANE) is a jerk. Frank picks on Rod, tosses him around like a rag doll in their weekly sparring sessions, and definitely doesn’t respect him, much less his stunts. But when Frank falls ill, it’s up to Rod to stage the jump of his life, in order to save his step-father. The plan: Jump 15 buses, raise the money for Frank’s heart operation, and then…kick his ass.

...Because they WILL put you on the Jumbotron, dummy.

A semi truck fell right on top of a small car, and rescuers had to use a crane and the jaws of life to get to him. The most amazing part – he walks away!

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Misha had a full-on nip-slip when her tiny titty fell out of her frilly frock! Dang, that's a tongue-twister!

Kathy Griffin, AKA the world's most annoying female comedian/self-proclaimed D-List queen, fell down while getting out of a cab. She fell on her face. And we animated it.