Right after this photo was taken, they gang-raped a goth kid with a football. Seriously, these guys are jerks.

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.

Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

What's sexier than a massive woman mouth-raping a tiny, tiny man? Not much, my friend.

Best of 2006's fake-bleeped TV clips. Too bad they weren't bleeping Vanessa Minnillo's New Years appearance!

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

The Police Tek 2000 will protect you from getting raped! Get yours today!

"Jack Frost" is an amazing B-movie horror flick from the 90s. Shannon Elizabeth played the sexy victim, and the snowman's carrot played her "boyfriend."

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

"The Art of War"? This is totally a fake photo!

I got my nails did! Now where my Cheetos at??

I got my nails did! SpongeBob NailPants is more like it!

I got my nails did! Now I can Tickle You with Elmo!

I got my nails did! Cowabunga!

I got my nails did!