This submerged computer is filled with mineral oil... all it needs now are fake fish!

A local L.A. bakery is selling "Paris Visitor's Cakes" – muffins with a fake nailfile through the middle! That hot!

"Stars Are Blind" remade by a sexy fake-Paris into an "autobiographical" story about going to jail. She gets cozy with the sheriff! Oh yeah!

The *apparently* 15-year-old girl who was fake-raped on stage in Trinidad by rapper Akon has a MySpace page! She claims she's 19 and has slutty photos of herself in the shower. If you ask me, she was asking to be fake-raped.

Some people think this is all fake; filmed in reverse, using a string, magnets, the Force... I don't know what I believe, but damn he's cool.

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!

When you're so famous that people hire look-alikes to show up naked at parties... that's pretty darn famous.

This photoshopped picture of American Idols Blake and Chris got the fag-friendly AI fans out there all knotted up – until people started actually LOOKING at it and realized how fake it was.

Totally faked? Or possibly inspirational? The burden of an ümlat-heavy language keeps it mysterious!

The jury is out for some, but for those of us who've been following the recent growth of the celebutard's lady-pillows, I think she's gotten something done.

The Enquirer is claiming the results of Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy were faked and underestimated! Scandal!

Former Idol Kellie Pickler returned to the AI stage, only to get oggled by Ryan Seabreast. I mean Seacrest.

Paris' fake California ID. Crappy, crappy indeed. Yet better than the Ohio one.

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

Best of 2006's fake-bleeped TV clips. Too bad they weren't bleeping Vanessa Minnillo's New Years appearance!

Now I KNOW this has to be a fake photo -- they're BOTH eating, at the same time??

This chick cut her hair and then made fake eyelashes with it. And it looks like a scene from The Ring. I am freaking out.

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?

Miss MySpace "IT" girl can't get into the club until her fake "boyfriend" Jared Leto shows up. I'd think he'd show her a little more love if she was his girl, don't you?