Just face it: you will never get a girl as hot as Hayden, just continue to be a big fat dork.

By smoking a joint, what did you expect her to plant a tree and drive a hybrid?

Rupert Everett allegedly got a face lift. Or two or five of them.

She really knows how to use that face of hers.

We show you a picture of a hotty with her friend whose face is covered. You have to guess if the friend is sexy or ugly!

Here are some cartoon characters we'd really like to punch in the face.

Here's Rickey Gervais and Sesame Street's Elmo. Both have hilarious laughs, which makes us want to punch them in the face, too.

Oh, how can you accuse a face like that of committing genocide?

We show you a picture of a chick's face and you have to guess what the rest of her looks like. Is she hot, or heavy?

These quotes came out of the mouths of people who deserve to die because they are ugly.

Say hello to Mischa Methface!!! Just wow.

Look very closely...Paris Hilton is retarded.

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

We never thought we'd see this day come. Pamela Anderson is officially busted. At this point, we can't even fantasize about her anymore. Sad face.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!

We show you the face of a beautiful young lady, the only problem is you can't see the rest of her body. You have to guess if she eats salads or small cars.

Even seen a really hot chick from behind and then she turns around and her face looks like Jabba the Hut? Well here's the game to prove your spotting skills!

A collection of animated GIFs that show Bush receiving a shoe to his face.

If you have a parent or grandparent who can't seem to operate a computer like, you might want to show them this video. You can punch them in the face teaching them some other technology.

We show you a picture of someone with their faces covered and you have to tell us if it's a porn star or a pop star!