Two-Legged Dog Walks Upright

Two-Legged Dog Walks Upright

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

 

Color Vision Deficiency

Color Vision Deficiency

Check out this color blindness test – you won't believe your eyes!

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar 420 Eyes

Sarah Michelle Gellar 420 Eyes

Sarah Michelle Gellar (or SMG as I call her) was caught on camera with the reddest eyes this side of Jamaica. She was hanging out with Mischa Barton, mayhaps?

 

Freak of Nature Considered Beautiful

Freak of Nature Considered Beautiful

Masha Tyelna is a 17-year-old model from the Ukraine, and is considered to have the largest eyes in the modeling world! I'm scared!!

 

Jessica's Pinched Boobs

Jessica's Pinched Boobs

Leave it to Jessica Simpson to make cleavage look sultry yet painful at the same time. I can't take my eyes off her boobs, which is good, 'cause I'm deathly afraid of her orange freak-face.

 

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

News: Simon Cowell, Heartless Bastard

Did you see Simon Cowell roll his eyes at Chris Richardson during American Idol? According this video, Simon has a history of being a heartless bastard.

 

Live at LG: Kate Havnevik – Unlike Me

Live at LG: Kate Havnevik – Unlike Me

This was one of our favorite sessions yet as we actually had an accordion player in the house! Kate Havnevik is all over the place right now and we were psyched that she was nice enough to come by our studios a couple of weeks ago. One thing is for sure. The girl can sing. Keep an eye out for another song in a couple of weeks…

 

Lindsay's Coke Baggie

Lindsay's Coke Baggie

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

 

Britney with Blue Eyes

Britney with Blue Eyes

Sorry, but it's just kinda freaky to me!

 

Rose McGowan Looks Fugged Up

Rose McGowan Looks Fugged Up

Rose McGowan showed up at a Oscars afterparty with some weird bandaid under her eye. Girl is looking rough!

 

Goldie Hawn is OLD

Goldie Hawn is OLD

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

 

Paris Hilton's Fake ID

Paris Hilton's Fake ID

At one time, Paris used a fake Ohio ID. The weirdest part? It lists her eyes as green, even though she has naturally brown eyes and wears blue contacts!

 

Skid-Mark Safe

Skid-Mark Safe

The "Brief Safe" can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. These specially-designed briefs contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro® closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them — wouldn't you?

 

Paris is Getting Her Wonky Eye Fixed

Paris is Getting Her Wonky Eye Fixed

I think she should just slap an eyepatch on that and get herself some pirate street-cred.

 
 

Live at LG: Midnight Movies - Patient Eye

Live at LG: Midnight Movies - Patient Eye

Midnight Movies are without a doubt one of the best bands in the Los Angeles area. We somehow tricked them to come to the LG Studios and play us some of that good times music. Channeling the Velvet Underground never sounded (or looked) so good.

 

Create-A-Celeb

Create-A-Celeb

Now is your chance to create your very own celebrity using our Create-A-Celeb special technology! Choose from different celebrity heads, eyes, mouths and other appendages, and then post the results on your website or MySpace page!

 
 

Paris Drunk Eye

Paris Drunk Eye

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

 

Live at LG: The Finalist

Live at LG: The Finalist

The Finalist dropped by the studio very early in the morning to play a song for us. Musicians don’t like mornings, so that goes to show you the dedication of these lads. Keep an eye open for the floating mic…it’s awesome.

 

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