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She's a one-eyed, one-horned, really fat celebrity who might eat you. There comes a time when you should no longer be in love with your body. That time is now, Beth.
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9/14/2007
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The pure love, that exudes from Michael Stipe's eyes, screams "forever". Everybody hurts… but not anymore.
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9/11/2007
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Britney Spears is a witch. Only a level 8 Warlock with melee skills can change their eye color, its called a glamour. Look it up NEWB!
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9/4/2007
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Tom Cruise and Katie "Robot" Holmes have used the power of Xenu to fast forward time to see what their beautiful baby girl will look like. My eyes… my eyes.
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9/4/2007
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Jessica Alba was cold once again on the set of her new movie. Too bad this isn't the set for Batman, thus revealing she will play Harley Quinn. That would be geektastic!
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8/30/2007
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Fergie looks like the poster child for the Theory of Evolution. Who walks like this and what's with those curlers? Jesus!
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8/22/2007
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Greasy Bear Davis showed up on the LA club scene with a bloody eye. Someone is learning their place.
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8/15/2007
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Jessica Alba was apparently freezing on the set of her new Movie, "The Eye". Jessica plays a blind girl who doesn’t believe in bras.
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8/14/2007
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Mickey's eye's are slowly being shut by his plastic surgeon. It's for the best as his career quickly fades away.
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8/4/2007
PHOTOS
...Gotta scratch it... THERE! Got it!
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7/25/2007