Ellen Ripley's Niece

Ellen Ripley's Niece

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?

 

LG Infiltrates Ellen Show

LG Infiltrates Ellen Show

See what happens when an LG Operative sneaks on the set of the Ellen Show. Hint: he tries to kill her dog.

 

Ellen's Lesbian Boobs

Ellen's Lesbian Boobs

The only way to cure Ellen Degeneres' sadness is with some nice lesbian boobs.

 

Ellen's One Weakness

Ellen's One Weakness

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

 

Ellen Degeneres Car Accident

Ellen Degeneres Car Accident

Someone got into a decidedly unfunny fender-bender with Ellen, on Sunset across from the Laugh Factory. Celebrities – they're just like us!

 

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

Portia Di Rossi is Anorexic Again

The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!

 

Andy & Kickel Go To the Oscars

Andy & Kickel Go To the Oscars

Everyone’s favorite prepubescent vaudeville comedy act are hosting this year’s Academy Awards. Ellen mysteriously disappeared. No more questions!

 

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