It's good to be one.

King Fahd's fountain in Saudi Arabia shoots water higher than any other fountain in the world. Desert + lack of water = perfect place for water waste.

In theaters 2-29-08. Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson portray Anne and Mary Boleyn, sisters who compete for the affections of King Henry VIII (Eric Bana). What more could you ask for than a royal cat-fight, a beheading and 16th century costuming? Romance

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

Let's see how much you know about the creepiest guy on the planet since David Guest!

Larry King took some time off his busy 'Where am I?" schedule to run through the park and conquer a marauding bench. You go Larry… you go.

Welcome human visitor to the REALM OF THE BOOB GOBLINS! You have been chosen as our new king, now let us pleasure you with our boob jokes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner passed away last Friday from terminal cancer, one day after appearing on Larry King Live. Visually memorable, to the end.

LG's got the first footage of the Larry King Live interview with Paris Hilton! Best part: she's naked!

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.

Paris donned a black wig to make an "incognito" escape to Maui after her Larry King interview. I guess saving the world can wait for vacation!

She's not "having it her way"! LOL!

Christmas with the Family Guy is better than Hanukkah with King of the Hill

Wake up with the King… naked.

This guy is the king of burgers. We won't tell Burger King's lawyers, though.

If you're going to sleep with a married woman, be prepared for the consequences.

When your drive-thru order-takers fail you, you take your order to… India?

For purposes of national security we have to ask: How F**king American Are You?

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!