Sometimes when you play with toys, they can make you pretty gay.

Kids today have to stop mom from substituting an apple for fries but at least they don't get stuck with these lame toys!

She's totally egging Perez Hilton on with that face.

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

This little toy will have to substitute for Mommy Spears for a while, at least it will remind the kids why it is a good thing she's gone.

What if Toy Story was rated PG-13? Well it would still be awesome just different.

Candy Flavored sex toys are nothing new, but this is the first time you can stick candy corn up your corn hole.

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

Ever wonder why it would be a really bad idea to throw an egg at the President's car? This is why that would be a very bad idea.

Too lazy to hardboil your egg? You could try this...

Next they feed it hot sauce and raw eggs!

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

The 80’s were so awesome, it makes you wish the 90’s and today never happened. So give those Ghostbusters toys a rest for a moment and take this quiz: it’ll tell you exactly what kind of 80’s person you are (like a Yuppie, a New Waver or a Valley Kid). Also, be sure to see Kickin’ It Old Skool, in theaters April 27!

More from the Paris Exposed files! She even enjoys corrupting her boy-toy!

This is a great toy for anyone who is just tired of Britney's dignity getting in the way of her fame.

Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.