What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

These babes used their boobs to seduce Santa and his elves. See if you can use your little helper to figure out who they are.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

Body stockings are god's gift to women. And gay men.

Who'd have thought a former MadTV cast member would actually be talented?

This was actually a Puma ad. The kid just likes Puma.

The future of downloading porn is HERE, NOW!

Some may argue that this pantiless up-skirt shot is a programming glitch, but I know how those Japanese programmers minds work. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

Like everything cool, this TV show was produced by Pharrell. He IS a huge Star Trek fan!

Learn how to cook a turkey like a pro. This is W.M. Dee’s Knutts secret recipe!

The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

Not only are Cleveland's cops hilarious, but their news investigation team's pretty great, too!

She's wearing men's briefs? Oh, man, how am I supposed to notice that??

This is the guy Miss Piggy cheated on Kermit with.

Watch the witty fat kid buy porn mags and booze with his fake IDs. These people are stupid.

The Strangers with Candy movie trailer. Yeah, I didn't see this when it was in theaters, either.