PHOTOS
Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.
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10/22/2009
GAMES
Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.
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10/12/2009
MOVIES
There’s always someone who wants to ruin a party. Listen to these audio clips of classic movie party fouls, and try to guess where they’re from!
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10/12/2009
ANIMATIONS
Check out Lindsay Lohan's bedroom. Just use your mouse to click around and snoop through her lesbian, alcoholic, drug infested room!
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10/12/2009
PHOTOS
But she wants to spit in your face first.
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9/22/2009
GAMES
We show you a celebrity rap sheet, you have to guess who committed the crimes.
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9/14/2009
ANIMATIONS
Here's a commercial for Lindsay Lohan's My Buddy Lesbian Playset. It comes with a real-looking Samantha Ronson doll and a place to hold your cocaine!
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9/7/2009
VIDEOS
In addition to saying no to smoking, drugs, alcohol and sex, you should say no to After School Specials.
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8/27/2009
PHOTOS
BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is going to give birth to a bag of cocaine!
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6/16/2009
VIDEOS
Britney Spears was just arrested for cocaine possession and prostitution! See the news report!
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6/12/2009