Obama might be gay...at least according to the Globe, who we believe almost 100% of the time when we're really drunk.

NSFW: Alex Trebek seems to hate his job and those he works with. This drives him to get drunk on the job and be hillarious.

These celebs have been drinking a little too much drinky drinky.

We really can't blame Obama for not knowing how many states are in the U.S because we're always drunk and don't know anything, really.

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

Referee Sergei Shmolik was drunk while officiating a Belarus league match, he's now officially the most famous Belurusian on the internet.

Let us know what you had to eat and drink today and we'll show you what it would look like if you hurled! You'll even be able to share!

50% less effective than just getting drunk.

New from IKEA, The Kim Kardashian Booty Table, place one in the backyard and conveniently rest your drink on the ample derriere.

Indie Chicks and Dudes are hot because they know how to dress, know how to sing, and know how to barf into a toilet when they get too drunk.

If drinking Dunkin' Donuts and wearing last year's Urban Outfitters fashions make you a terrorist America is in more trouble than we thought.

You can tell a true auteur filmed this by the choice of looking at the baby through bars to symbolize his future behind them.

Some drunks just have remarkable timing.

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

If you drink religiously, do you get St. Patrick’s Day off?

Daniel Plainview would be the second best Food Network host behind Marc Summers.

They can take the booze out of the drunk but they can't take the fun out of the fun bags.

Daniel Plainview drinks your milkshake Bayside, he drinks it up.