Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

"I know it’s wrong but it tastes so good...”

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Watch clips off Paula Abdul acting like a complete drunkard! Yeah!

These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.

It’s a St. Patty’s Day tradition. You get drunk, you vomit, you crawl to your computer, and you send a friend our latest Angry Leprechaun e-card. So what are ya waiting for, ya flippin’ prostitute?

Send this e-card to your friends, family, or even those you hate. A LiquidGeneration E-Card never discriminates!

We've always thought Guidos were the secret illegitimate hair-gel-drinking twin siblings of Emo kids. What do you think?

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?

Damn, we hope that's not a Sharpie.

If you’re a drunk, or if you just drink by yourself and in the morning, you might want to take this quiz. Hell, if you drink your own vomit and urine than take this, too.

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.

LiquidGeneration’s favorite position, when we’re drunk.