I'm Swimming Y'all

I'm Swimming Y'all

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

 

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

SMN: Jessica Alba is a Golden Girl

From drunk driving midgets to pregnant sandwiches, Philip Norris is bringing you the goods one celebrity jackass at a time!

 

WTF Juice

WTF Juice

WEIRDEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Actually it's for a convenience store in Canada that sells Slushy-like drinks called Frosters. This flavor is called "WTF" ("Where's The Froster?")

 

Dual Images: Before and After Drinking

Dual Images: Before and After Drinking

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

 

Cereal Straws

Cereal Straws

Froot Loops now have straws made of cereal to suck up your leftover milk! No more looking like a slob, drinking from the bowl.

 

John Stamos DRUNK!

John Stamos DRUNK!

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

 

Drunk Backflip

Drunk Backflip

Dumb European students + even dumber stunt attempt + sidewalk = I hope you have some Advil.

 

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue - Such Love

Chrisopher Blue has apparently been soaked in booze. Was he drunk during his session? No, BUT every review I have read about him compares his songs to Tom Waits and says he has “blues-soaked vocals.” I dunno about all that, but I do know this is one helluva performance. Watch it…now!

 

PowerThirst Energy Drink

PowerThirst Energy Drink

HEY! Do you need gratuitous amounts of ENERGY? Then drink POWERTHIRST!!!

 

Lindsay Laughs in Drunk Driving PSA

Lindsay Laughs in Drunk Driving PSA

Seriously, was kind of drunk jerk laughs when they're telling young people not to drink and drive? And who exactly was making this crappy-ass low-budget commercial??

 

Nicole's *Shocking* BBQ Invite

Nicole's *Shocking* BBQ Invite

Nicole Richie sent a sarcastic yet caustic email invitation to her Memorial Day BBQ that demanded binge-drinking and anorexia at the bash. Later Mischa Barton passed out.

 

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Lindsay's Birthday Flyer

Now that she's BACK in rehab with a DUI under her belt, Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on hosting her party (as in, busloads of free vodka) and the tragic irony of a 20-year-old in a drunk driving accident just weeks before her 21st birthday starts to sink in. Fun!

 

Paula's Tipsy

Paula's Tipsy

We love Paula Abdul because she never fails to make us laugh. ...at how drunk she is.

 

Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

Drunken Hoff Eats Off the Floor

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

 

Bill Murray Drunk in New Orleans

Bill Murray Drunk in New Orleans

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

 
 

Christmas Story Death

Christmas Story Death

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

 

Vivica A. Fox Not Drunk

Vivica A. Fox Not Drunk

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

 

Posh and Becks are DRUNK!

Posh and Becks are DRUNK!

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

 

Amy Winehouse & Kelly Osbourne DRUNK!

Amy Winehouse & Kelly Osbourne DRUNK!

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

 

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