I dunno who this chick is, but that dress is WHACK!

When you need to air out your crotch, clean off the top of your Red Bull can.

They blew it up to make room for a new casino - 'SPLOSION!!

Madonna and hubby Guy Richie like to play dress-up to keep their sex life fresh.

This dress looks almost unbelievable because it has the illusion of see-through, and yet it censored her nipples.

LeeLee Sobieski looked hot at the Oscars Vanity Fair party.

Brit-Brit was seen out partying again in New York, this time squeezing into a "sexy" red dress.

Britney left the tag on her dress… and it's the fakest "Extra Small" I've ever seen!

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.

Jesse Jane was "Best Dressed" on the red carpet at the AVNs. If you think this isn't a big deal, you obviously haven't seen the way most porn stars dress!!

This is an infamous store in Maine. Their slogan is, "If we ain't got it, you don't need it." True dat.

This guy is a great baton twirler, but doesn't he get beat up in the locker room???

Freakin' dirty pervo Asians... Always taking pictures up my dress!

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Whoops! Mischa forgot to zip up after she whipped it out at a public rest room.

Cincinnati Bengal Chad John gives a locker room interview after a game, during which he sustained a heavy blow to the head. You think he might have gotten a concussion?

Oh Andre, it's a sad, sad day when Dakota is dressed better than you.

For her birthday party and Mr. Chows, Britney decided to dress up in a pair of underpants! Huzzah!

For whatever crazy-assed reason, Courtney Love decided to dress up as the Queen of England. It wasn't even Halloween!