The gun jammed! The gun jammed! Twice! How lucky is this guy? The sh*t kicking of the assailant once he's down at the end is a little intense, we're glad someone put a stop to it. Watch for the old man with the umbrella, he's the real hero.

And for your daily dose of cuteness.... More evidence that dogs are basically furry humans.

Driving down the road in The Netherlands: beautiful luminescent snowflakes magically appear before you dancing around your car, the road reacts to your every move as if it can read your mind... and this is before you hit the coffee shops! Coming soon.

Leave it to Romanian gangs! The best part is how they turn down the bounty after all that work. According to similar crimes that were actually carried through, these guys were more into TVs and cigarettes. The footage was caught with some sort of police night camera.

... and smokes out of it! The idea was to calm the hyper kitty down. The cat was promptly removed from the owner's "care". TLC thru THC? Any stoner knows, all one has to do is exhale their bong hit into their kitty's cute lil face to get them lit. This dude added a totally unnecessary (and seriously f-ed up step!) PLUS, it can't be too good for you to smoke cat juice...

Hellz yeah, get down with yo bad self! Say what you will, but this guy looks like he's having the time of his life. His son on the other hand...

If you didn't know now you do, this really happens... kinda often. You think they're coming up for a little kiss on the cheek but those randy dolphins have something else on their minds. Swimmers beware! We humans don't [always] take it lying down however, get a load of the last guy...

Ummmmmm, don't run with your head turned backwards. Especially when there are objects coming down. Objects that you just made raise up and then come down.

We guess the point is how far people will go for the promise of something free despite the fact that they have no idea what that something is. But, come on, it's called a Fantastic Delite, tell us, who could turn down an object so beautifully named? The sad part, us viewers still have no idea what this wondrous object is. Maybe we're not supposed to care, but we do, damn you slick marketing folk, we. still. do...

Really this is nothing new, a product promising to increase one's sexual prowess, but the fish and dog too? Let's break this down. Man puts on Brut aftershave. Suddenly man's wife is pregnant (and apparently it's 8 months later). Also with child, however, are man's fish and dog. Ergo, Brut turns men on to beastiality.

This video is hilarious! Nothing we could write here could come close to any of this man's brilliant one liners. Welcome to Eric Kelly's Church Street Boxing Gym where Eric has little faith in his clients and isn't afraid to tell it like it is. The problem? Because of the gym's location it's clientele consists mostly of wall street guys whom Eric feels have no business up in his world, "You don't see me going down to wall street, picking up a brief case and trying to type do you? Cuz that's not what I do, i beat the f*ck outta people, ya know what I mean?" (Sure. Because that's what wall street people do, type. ) Watch on...

Ok. So, basically, driving in Russia is f*cking terrifying. There are TONS of accidents and it is nearly impossible to receive any sort of compensation for damages (manage to catch the offender, get insurance coverage, then you have the corrupt officials to deal with) unless there is concrete evidence; hence the recent (and brilliant) serge in constantly recording dash board cameras. Oh, and Russians REALLY like to take out their aggression on fellow drivers. Well, the men do. Notice there are no women pictured. It's called civility. If you are wondering about the "poor" fellow who seemingly falls down in front of the car around 1:13 and then gets his ass kicked for it, well, apparently that's a common ploy in those parts. That fall was no accident. It's a straight up wild west out there. And it makes for some damn good footage! Enjoy! PS. If anyone can tell us what the heck is going on around 2:33 we'd LOVE to know...

Does insurance cover this?

Here's what really goes down.

Bam, he's down.

With a clean take down.

Not to advocate violence, but he got what he deserved.

Walking down the street.