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Announcing The Next Michael Jackson

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 12:35 PM

Folks, we've been blessed with another Michael Jackson. Kinda. Here's a before and after of alledged steroid abuser/baseball player Sammy Sosa. Now we have no idea whether he bleaches his skin or has that crazy vitiglio disease, but we DO KNOW that his face looks squishy like a Madball. AMMIIRITTTTE GUYS?

 

 

Milky way Man

Milky way Man

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China Faces New Disease

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STD or Disease Free

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Forbidden Chuck Norris Clip

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