In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

Yes I would like two Mexican pizzas, a large Coke and one Cat Meat Burrito. I prefer them slightly charred with just a hint of fight left in them. I SHALL DEVOUR!

Lindsay Lohan has either been working out in rehab, or hiding coke in her trunk. Skinny drug addict white girls don’t have butts like this. We smell trouble!

Jenna Jammeson spent the weekend dressing like Susan B Anthony on a meth and cheetos diet. She makes that tranny look good... Kinda.

If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.

Jameson has either gone on the South Bronx Parasite Diet or she is getting prepared to play Skeletor in the HeMan Movie.

Teaching kids eight and under about the magic and fun of Lindsay Lohan’s latest coke-fuelled party antics!

This guy "hacked" a Coke machine with his cell phone, making it dispense quarters and free water – but then revealed his trick!

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.

Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.

Yep. More DJ AM birthday bash photos. Come on, people, it's right there on the table! I have EYES!

Legally we can't say WHAT that white-ish substance that Nicole appears to be snorting, but I'm calling it out as chaz.

"Synthetic Coke" was a vial of fake cocaine that was once available in "adult" stores. Here's a commercial for it from New York. Party!

Did the Food Network slip in subliminal ads for McDonald's during Iron Chef America? Crazy!

Is that a white residue better known for lining the nostrils of Hollywood's biggest partiers? Or are we just jerks?

Like mother, like daughter…. Note Lindsay's coke stash!

All I can say is, I feel bad for that bottle of Coke.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!