Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.

This has two of the internet's favorite genres. "Person smacking face into floor" and "brief shot up the skirt of a pretty girl".

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

Four girls posed for a hot MySpace booty shot. Look closely and you'll see the girl who will shoot them tomorrow after study hall.

A parody of Chocolate Rain, shot-for-shot. Totally unnecessary, but that's what the internet is for, really.

The stop-motion video shows baby Bumbo teleporting and laser-shooting the dog. What a badass!!

This is a shot from an upcoming workout video starring Lisa Rinna. The perfect gift for aging cougars who need a boost to their physical self-esteem.

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

Curtis Allgier's face and neck tattoos include various decorative swasticas, "skin head" or his brow, F.U.N. on his chin, SS bolts on his cheeks, a crucifix, "Property of Jolene" on his forehead, a Doc Martin boot on his nose, and the "Hatebreed" logo above his mouth.

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

Someone was having fun with the arrangement of this sectional couch. Now if only they'd made a couch that looks like a womb....

He was shot in the back of the head. What a shame. Now the Sesame Street neighborhood Girl Scouts will never make enough money for their camping trip.

NSFW?? For all you far-reaching pervs and Petra Nemcova fans, here's a shot of her *almost* showing her nipple. Seriously, I've gotten more action off a JC Penney's underwear catalog.

What happens when Britney, Lindsay and Paris get together for a night on the town? Lasers shoot out of their noonies.

Fergie keeps her ass in shape by shooting meth into it every morning.

I'm not really sure who TV actress Megan Fox is, or why she might be famous, but she walked the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards long enough for photogs to get a good shot of one stupid, nonsensical tattoo. 'Gilded butterflies'? Come on!!

An 11-year-old shot and killed a massive, half-ton wild hog that was even bigger than the famed 'Hogzilla.' The kid's hunting career started at age five. Nice.

Some schmuck was able to take camera-phone footage of the shooting this morning. He's lucky he survived.

It's a sign! …It's a sign that the pap who took this pic needs a raise! Nice shot!