She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Did someone say "sitcom"?

It's not easy being a mommy. Changing diapers, enforcing naptime, and having to hoist up your udders when oyu go out.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

"I learned it from watching Darth Vader, Dad!"

Guys are totally stupid… let's watch them try to take care of babies!

What a responsible parent. I bet he rolls that kid's stroller into the bar, too.

Adventure is calling you. No wait… that’s your dad telling you to stop tying up the computer with this stupid game.

And his dad was worried when he started playing with Barbie dolls.

See what happens when your dad has you for the weekend. That man-slut!

If Superheroes get old, I bet a lot of people would want to change their diapers.

Hey, Superman is human too. Don't hate on him because he craps his pants.

Sure, let's just stick our hand in our babies ass and pull out a candy bar.

Seriously, when are people going to stop taking pictures of our dad!

We hate it when our dad uses our head as a urine sink.